An actual conversation from Vacation:
P: If you go on the potty, Poppy will take you to the store and buy you a treat! What do you want?
C: A new toe.
P and M: A new toe?????
C: A red toe.
M: How big would this red toe be?
C: This big ( being carried, gestures, so about 5.5 feet tall)
M: Why do you want a big, red, toe? What would you do with it?
C: Ride it. In the water. Fast.
M: (realization dawns) You mean a big, red toe like those guys were washing?
C: (very precisely) Yes!
M: That's called a jet ski, honey. You can't get one of those for using the potty.
P: But if you use the potty, Poppy will get you an ice cream cone!
C: With Ice cream in it?
I'm glad my toddler is so easily distracted.